teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

(via tammy--bowdrie)

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

(via goclzilla)

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

(via ruinedchildhood)

nayx:

*takes off underwear* *thousands of mangoes fly out* this is better than sex anyway lets be honest

(via nongirlfriend)

idreamofjimmy:

what the fuck kind of fantasy world does Sheen live in

(via jreylo)

lickystickypickyshe:

The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.

This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.

(via nongirlfriend)

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

(Source: jaidefinichon, via frigginwinchesters)